You know which one wins around here, and I'm going to tell you why. I'll keep it simple, because my yoga pants and I have a lot to do today.
Why Yoga Pants Trump Valentines
- Unlike roses, yoga pants don't wilt in a week. Yoga pants will make you smile for years.
- Unlike chocolate, yoga pants don't make you fat. On the contrary, they make you feel svelte, athletic, like you might have actually done something to combat the chocolate you just ate.
- Unlike a huge stuffed bear holding a heart, no one will bat an eye if sleep with your yoga pants. They're almost pajamas anyway.
- Unlike jewelry, yoga pants offer excessive comfort. They're a lot cheaper, too.
- Yoga pants, as hinted above, will wrap you in a layer of comfort all day long.
- Yoga pants never say the wrong thing.
- Yoga pants ask for nothing in return.
- Unlike Valentines Day, which comes once a year, you can celebrate Yoga Pants Day as often as you wish.
- Yoga pants are yoga pants. Your loved one doesn't have to worry, as he does on Valentines Day, that his gift for you isn't as nice as the bouquets, baskets, and bounties your friends have posted on Facebook.
- If worn correctly, yoga pants contribute to marital bliss. Rather than building up expectation, only to disappoint, wearing yoga pants puts a woman in a state of blissful content. When her husband arrives home, she blesses him, whether he bears flowers or a scowl, with a joyous greeting rather than a critical eye.
As sure as my yoga pants are on my body, there are more reasons Yoga Pants Day surpasses Valentines Day, but as I said, my yoga pants and I have a full day ahead of us... Please, voice your support for yoga pants in the comments section!
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